The whirlwind (as a patient described him) dragged three medical students and a registrar through coridoors at a rate of several patients per hour - felt like 40. Realistically, the junior docs needed his input - so he saw every patient in 4 clinics. He moved fast and would arrive to see the patient in their underwear. He says you need to see your patients 'smelling of alcohol' as he rubs his hands, huge smile. 'Let's have a look. Boring!' he cries, when his 'dermatoscope' hits the skin and he peers through. Within seconds, we're gone - after a few words and some chuckling for everyone. One patient has 'coffin spots' - he shouts it with glee and cackles. The patient laughs too.